can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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