This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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