is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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