For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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