So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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