The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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