well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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