Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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