Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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