operation have a gay friend backfired
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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