And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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