No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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