Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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