We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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