Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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