I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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