Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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