they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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