Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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