fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she smelled like a LAN party
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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