just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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