i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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