this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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