We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
