I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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