she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
