ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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