dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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