Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
birth control should be required to get into college
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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