he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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