you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It was confusing and full of hummus
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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