she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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