how can u be prego again
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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