Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I think my moral compass just broke
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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