She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If I die, sorry about rent.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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