i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I came so hard my ears popped.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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