i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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