They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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