she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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