Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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