the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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