Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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