i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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