On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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