Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
why is half of my head shaved?
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