Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
What a dumb baby whore.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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