PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
