Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Randomize
