Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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