Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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