Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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