I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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