I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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